Tim Brewster...Greatest Man Ever?

Yes, it's true. Tim Brewster is the greatest man currently alive. The debate should be over by now - sign the man to a 40-year extension while we still can. He will lead Gopher Nation to Pasadena with his many brilliant measures, including:

• Relentless recruiting of 4 & 5-star players
• Social networking to attract recruits
• Excellent assistants whose message always seems to resonate with recruits
• Victory walk
• Tough scheduling
• Campus rumors of him earning respect by chugging PBR's at an on campus bar in 2007
• Chunk of Rose Bowl grass in the locker room
• Connecting with MN high school coaches
  
• Visits to all MN high schools to help lock down the borders
• Aggressively poaching Wisconsin talent
• Renewed focus on academics that has yielded results

For those who are worried about the slow start to recruiting this year, do not fear. Remember how many recruits we snagged in the crapass recruiting tent and indoor off-campus craphole that was the metrodome? Now, imagine an on-campus visit with the recruiting room overlooking The Bank. I think Brewster could get my grandpa to suit up - he is 74, but has all four years of eligibility left.