Is Favre really done??

You heard it here first, Brett Favre is NOT done.

You can not believe anything he says, as he has proven. I would believe Cartman that he was going on a diet before I believed anything Favre said. He is a habitual liar, well more of a habitual waffler. He changes his opinion by the hour, which is fine, but always makes sure it leaks so everyone can stroke his ego.

That said, I do believe he is worried about being able to make it through the season. The good news for him is QB's are likely to get hurt, it happens every year. By him doing this to the Vikings he opens himself up for the possibility of keeping in shape and hoping for Sage to get injured, at which point he will be one of the only QB's on the market. Then he can come in and be ready to go by for the second half of the season and playoffs. A big risk for him, but its the only way for him to keep his consecutive starts streak in tact - and of course all he cares about is himself, so he won't chance losing that streak.

Option #2 for Favre: The Pack. The Drunken Sconnies can try and deny it, but they still love him. If Rodgers were to get injured he could be called upon to step in with a one year deal.

In the meantime we know he will be riding his lawn mower around town in a one man parade waving at everyone in the city all day because he needs that attention.